Boy and Girl Tagalog Funny Jokes

What do you think will happen when Boy and Girl collides? It'll probably be World War III! Boy and Girl Tagalog Jokes is a collation of gags written in a matter of conversation between a Girl and a Boy. If you're having a hard day and you want a lot of LOLs and ROFLs, well this read is perfect for you.

Here's a collection of Boy and Girl Tagalog Funny Jokes made just to make you laugh. Hope you'll like it!

Boy : Miss, para kang chicharon
Girl : bakit naman?
Boy : ang sarap mong papakin!
(bakla umepal)
Bakla: ako rin parang chicharon!
Boy : oo...bwiset! nakaka high blood ka!

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Boy : Chocolate ka ba?
Girl : (kinilig) Iihhh! ba ‘yan?
Boy : Hindi. Negra ka kasi!rolling on the floor


Girl : Di na mag-wowork and relationship natin... iiwan na kita.
Boy : WAG MAHAL! di ko kaya! pag umalis ka maglalalaslas ako!
Girl : Bwiset! Magpatuli nga hindi mo kaya, Mag laslas pa kaya?

Boy : Miss, para kang chicharon
Girl : bakit naman?
Boy : ang sarap mong papakin!
(bakla umepal)
Bakla: ako rin parang chicharon!
Boy : oo...bwiset! nakaka high blood ka!

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Boy : Ang manok, baboy, prutas, gulay…

Girl : Hmp, alam ko na ‘yan, nagmamahalan na, tayo na lang ang hindi?!

Boy : Hindi, lahat ‘yun, natikman ko na, ikaw na lang ang hindi.

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Boy : ano ang horoscope mo?
Girl : anong huruskup?
Boy : yung bang kapalaran mo, katulad ko, CANCER.
Girl : ah, sa akin ALMURANAS!

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Boy : Miss san prutas ka ipinaglihi?
Girl : Uhhmm.. sabi ng mommy ko sa apple daw..
bkit mo naitanong?
Boy : eh, bakit hugis MANGGA yang mukha mo??
sinungaling mommy mo!

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Boy : Wow ang ganda naman ng damit mo! Kukur Fashion!
Girl : Kukur? Baka you mean, Couture Fashion?
Boy : Kukur as in KUKURTINAHIN!

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Boy : alam mo para kang drugs..
Girl : aber! na naman? sige nga! bkit dahil ba sa nakaka adik ako?
Boy : hindi! nkakasira ka kasi ng buhay ko!

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Boy : pag tayo na, magkasama na nating haharapin ang mga problema.
Girl : pero wala naman akong problema.
Boy : kasi nga, hindi pa tau. Wag ka excited.

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Boy : Hindi ka tao, hindi ka hayop...
Girl : Ano tayo?
Boy : Bagay tayo...
Girl : Utot mo! Hindi ka tao, hindi ka bagay, hayop ka!

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Boy : Susunduin kita mamaya ha? Bubusina na lang ako kapag nasa harap na akong bahay ninyo

Girl : Okay! Anong sasakyan ang dala mo?

Boy : Wala. Busina lang

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Boy : Sino ‘yang tinitingnan mo, love?
Girl : Ex ko iyon, love. I heard lasenggo na siya after our break-up 7 years ago.
Boy : Grabe, ha! haba ng celebration!

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Girl : langya ka! Niloko mo ako! May asawa ka na pala!

Boy : Excuse me! Ang sabi mo, you need a husband, well… I’m a husband!

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Girl : Kamusta ang lovelife?
Boy : Eto... parang ikaw...hindi maganda!
Girl : Grrrrr!

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Girl : I have experienced so much happiness since you came. No one can ever replace you here in my heart. Just keep in mind that I'm still the same girl who loved you and nothing can ever stop that.

Boy : Wait lang ha? Nagdodota ako eh. Pustahan 'to

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Boy : Your eyes are really attractive
Girl : Talaga?
Boy : Oo, they attract each other! DULING ka kasi remember?

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Boy : Babes, sinapak ko yung nkasalubong ko knina! Nainis ako eh, sabihin ba nmang mukha akong magsasaka pag ktabi kita!

Girl : Sbi nia un? hihi! (blush), wag ka na magalit babes, marangal naman ang magsasaka. Bakit ba niya sinabi yun??

Boy : kasi, mukha ka daw kalabaw!

Girl : Asan yang p***** i**** yan?!! assssaaaaaaannn???!!!

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